Articles by Yung Namahage
Sellen is the Sexiest Magic Teacher
You thought I was done simping overElden Ring's waifus? More fool you; I'm only just getting started. My first playthrough was as an int/dex-inclined astrologer, and I probably would've had a harder time if it weren't for the spells and gear I earned from following Sellen's quest.Sorceress Sellen was a former student of Raya Lucaria Academy who was expelled for her secret research into forbidden primeval sorceries. She can teach you magic if you bring ...
Goblin General Puts High Elf Archer to Use
To most goblins, elves are only useful for one of two things: fucking and breeding. Then along comes this guy with the big brain idea to useGoblin Slayer's companion High Elf Archer as an all-in-one body armor and cocksheathe. No wonder he got promoted to general is all I'm saying.I've heard of breastplates before, but this is ridiculous!The Goblin General Elf Armor statue from T.X.S Studio is made of resin and polyurethane, and stands at 45cm/17.7". ...
Politician Caught Watching Porn Claims He Was Looking for Tractors
We choose not to get political much here at Doujins Enterprises, but let me just say the Conservative Party in charge of the UK is an entire circus. These days they can barely go a week without starting a new scandal, with recent hits including giving tax breaks to billionaires, sex charges with a 15-year-old and the gradually unraveling web of lies over parties that ringleader Boris Johnson claims he had no knowledge of despite them happening in ...
Hologram Miku No Longer Talks to her Husband
Tokyo man Akihiko Kondo became somewhat of an online celebrity since he took the term "waifu" to a whole new level in 2018. After spending 10 years of his life as a Vocaloid fan he held a ceremony where he "married" a Gatebox hologram device that projected an image of virtual idol Hatsune Miku. The guy spent years coming home from a hard day of work at his government office and being welcomed by his loving wife like most married men, only his wife ...
Sonic Creator Yuji Naka Beefs with Square Enix
RememberBalan Wonderworld? It feels like forever since that mess of a game was launched and it's already up there withBubsy 3D andSonic 06 in the platformer hall of shame. This is noBabylon's Fall kinda bad game with a forced mobile game-esque reward system and a shoddy graphical style, this was a hot mess of bad ideas and baffling decisions. No dialogue and therefore little plot, tons of useless power-ups, a weird "one button" control system that ...
Game Demos Are Coming Back on PlayStation
There was a time when I was about 13 when all I had was a broken, original 60GB model PS3. It worked alright except for the busted disc reader, meaning all I could play was stuff I had downloaded. My parents wouldn't let me use their card to buy games from the PSN store and this was years before PSN credit was sold in stores, so I spent most of my time after school playing demos. While I could never experience a game to its full extent that way, I ...
Kim Kardashian Vs Roblox is the Fight Nobody Asked For
I'll be honest: I'm not the kind of guy who keeps up with the Kardashians. Or any kind of celebrity news, for that matter. But this story is so dumb I just had to write about it.On an episode ofThe Kardashiansfilmed last September and first aired last week, there was a clip where Kim's six-year-old son Saint West (what kind of self-righteous asshole calls their son Saint?) runs into the room with an iPad in hand, playingRoblox like most six-year-olds ...
Manga Ad in Newspaper Sparks Controversy, Deemed "Unacceptable" by UN
One of the first rules of marketing is to know your audience. Manga publisher Kodansha thought to advertise their fanservice mangaTawawa on Monday's fourth volumewith a full-page spread inThe Nikkei, the world's largest financial newspaper, on April 4. The reactions to this ad got a lot more heated than Kodansha probably intended.The ad is simply an image of the manga's main character Ai wearing a school uniform, with the text reading "I hope this ...
Sega's Next Live-Action Project is Streets of Rage
It was only a matter of time afterSonic and its sequel did fairly well at the box office that Sega would attempt to give another of their classic IPs the live-action treatment. But other thanSonic, what else do they have? Yakuza? That already had a movie in 2007.Shenmue? That's got an anime in the works, but no-one wants to watch a guy drive a forklift and play with gachapon machines for two hours. What about the classic Genesis beat-em-upStreets ...
Sonic 2 Speeds Through the Box Office
Some people thought there was no waySonic 2 could recapture what made the first arguably the best video game-based movie yet. Those people were wrong, seeing as reception to the sequel has been mostly warm so far. It currently sits at 67% on Rotten Tomatoes, compared to the first movie's 63%.Everything that made the first movie great is also present here: Sonic's buddy cop relationship with Tom, shout-outs to the fandom and games, Jim Carrey being ...
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