Get in the Fucking Battle Royale, Shinji
First there wasNarutoinFortnite, then cameAttack on TitaninCoD: Warzone. PUBG has had a few anime collabs of its own by now, includingJujutsu Kaisen andBlack Lagoon, but the latest is by far the biggest event to date. The mobile port is partnering withNeon Genesis Evangelion, because nothing sums up battle royales better than screaming, crying children with various mental disorders.Right now you can already unlock Shinji's plugsuit and various other ...
Netflix's Resident Evil Gets Itchy, Tasty Trailers
Paul W.S Anderson'sResident Evil saga was only patient zero when it comes to badResident Evil adaptations. Since then we've had a string of CG movies that weren't much more than overblown cutscenes, culminating with Netflix'sInfinite Darkness. Then we hadWelcome toRaccoon City, which was closer to the original games in spirit if nothing else, but still ultimately a mediocre zombie movie. Now Netflix have unleashed a pair of trailers for their live-action ...
May 2022 Hentai Releases
Hello hentai fans! Here are the new videos we'll have in store for you this month.Isekai Yarisaa – Episodes 1 & 2Enjo Kouhai – Episode 6Shishunki no Obenkyou – Episode 2Chiisana Tsubomi no Sono Oku ni – Episode 4Konbini Shoujo Z – Episode 3Harem Cult – Episode 1Looks like this is a good month for orgies, consensual or not. Which are you looking forward to? Let us know below!
Sellen is the Sexiest Magic Teacher
You thought I was done simping overElden Ring's waifus? More fool you; I'm only just getting started. My first playthrough was as an int/dex-inclined astrologer, and I probably would've had a harder time if it weren't for the spells and gear I earned from following Sellen's quest.Sorceress Sellen was a former student of Raya Lucaria Academy who was expelled for her secret research into forbidden primeval sorceries. She can teach you magic if you bring ...
Goblin General Puts High Elf Archer to Use
To most goblins, elves are only useful for one of two things: fucking and breeding. Then along comes this guy with the big brain idea to useGoblin Slayer's companion High Elf Archer as an all-in-one body armor and cocksheathe. No wonder he got promoted to general is all I'm saying.I've heard of breastplates before, but this is ridiculous!The Goblin General Elf Armor statue from T.X.S Studio is made of resin and polyurethane, and stands at 45cm/17.7". ...
Politician Caught Watching Porn Claims He Was Looking for Tractors
We choose not to get political much here at Doujins Enterprises, but let me just say the Conservative Party in charge of the UK is an entire circus. These days they can barely go a week without starting a new scandal, with recent hits including giving tax breaks to billionaires, sex charges with a 15-year-old and the gradually unraveling web of lies over parties that ringleader Boris Johnson claims he had no knowledge of despite them happening in ...
Hologram Miku No Longer Talks to her Husband
Tokyo man Akihiko Kondo became somewhat of an online celebrity since he took the term "waifu" to a whole new level in 2018. After spending 10 years of his life as a Vocaloid fan he held a ceremony where he "married" a Gatebox hologram device that projected an image of virtual idol Hatsune Miku. The guy spent years coming home from a hard day of work at his government office and being welcomed by his loving wife like most married men, only his wife ...
Sonic Creator Yuji Naka Beefs with Square Enix
RememberBalan Wonderworld? It feels like forever since that mess of a game was launched and it's already up there withBubsy 3D andSonic 06 in the platformer hall of shame. This is noBabylon's Fall kinda bad game with a forced mobile game-esque reward system and a shoddy graphical style, this was a hot mess of bad ideas and baffling decisions. No dialogue and therefore little plot, tons of useless power-ups, a weird "one button" control system that ...
Game Demos Are Coming Back on PlayStation
There was a time when I was about 13 when all I had was a broken, original 60GB model PS3. It worked alright except for the busted disc reader, meaning all I could play was stuff I had downloaded. My parents wouldn't let me use their card to buy games from the PSN store and this was years before PSN credit was sold in stores, so I spent most of my time after school playing demos. While I could never experience a game to its full extent that way, I ...
Kim Kardashian Vs Roblox is the Fight Nobody Asked For
I'll be honest: I'm not the kind of guy who keeps up with the Kardashians. Or any kind of celebrity news, for that matter. But this story is so dumb I just had to write about it.On an episode ofThe Kardashiansfilmed last September and first aired last week, there was a clip where Kim's six-year-old son Saint West (what kind of self-righteous asshole calls their son Saint?) runs into the room with an iPad in hand, playingRoblox like most six-year-olds ...